This article was originally published in the Spectator, March 2010.


Those that ran for office would have lasted longer if they walked instead.

It is romantic to give someone flowers...It is love to give them water to put the flowers in.

The most important mission in the military is coming home.

If you want someone to take orders from you then you should leave a generous tip.

The earth and the sky can be so far from each other but they never stay out of touch.

Courage is fear with a cape.

Hip-Hop is classical music from the hood.

In Maine, the lobster is the chicken of the sea.

Boot Camp is an all expenses paid vacation to a nightmare.

Most games that kids play started in the mind of an adult.

A bee chooses not the most beautiful of flowers, but the flower that has the most to offer.

No man is too good for a woman.

If men could fly then whose footsteps would he follow in?

Old Age is youth with experience.

The world was discovered to be round by men who were not afraid to go over the edge if it was flat.

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